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ruinedchildhood:

How Toy Story 3 should have ended. [Video]

(via heyfunniest)

“When she does an interview, you have to drink every time she says, ‘but umm.’”

(via laughingstation)

phobias:

brilliances:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

maybe that’s what death is

(Source: brilliances, via all-knowing-ignorance)

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

(Source: stability, via all-knowing-ignorance)

Joke of the day.

prince-of-mametown:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

This fucking website

(Source: flyingscotsman, via all-knowing-ignorance)

Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

makeitearlgrey:

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:image

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:image

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

image

1. he’s practicing for his sweeping exam

2. clearly the force extended his kick

3. that dude is clearly practicing his sweet futuristic dance moves for when he goes out with his girl

(via tickling-your-man-boobies)

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